What's
bugging you?

Sometimes it's good to be able to vent—let off some steam. Well, now's your chance to flame, without getting Smokey the Bear all upset. And, as thanks for taking the time to speak your mind, you get a free font, an elegant scripty thing called Lansky, designed by Pulitzer Prize finalist David Rakowsky (I kid you not).

You love the web, right? If not love, then at least you like it a lot. But there are also things on the web that probably make steam come out of your ears (or at least drive you a little nuts). So what are they? Tell us:

The thing that bugs me most about the web in general is:

When I see
on someone's web site, I want to scream.

If I never saw:
on the web again, it would be too soon. (Answering "Pamela and Tommy Lee is perfectly acceptable.)

This year's award winner for the most hype with the least return is:

About eFuse:

As you can plainly see, I've added ads to eFuse. Why did I do this? For the money. How's that for honesty! And, because I figure you'll probably do the same, because who doesn't want money, and if I do it first I can at least tell you the best way to do it and save you some time. But I'd like to know how to feel about them.

 I don't mind the ads as long as eFuse remains free
 The ads are annoying and I wish you'd remove them
 I intensively dislike ads, I'd pay you to remove them

 The ads make me think less of eFuse
 The ads don't change my opinion of eFuse
 The ads make me want to spend a lot of money on stuff I may not even really want or need. Keep them coming. I'd like to see more. More, more, more.

 Yes, I'd like to see bread recipes on eFuse.
 No, the only dough I care about is e-commerce

(OK, now it your turn to tell me what you don't like about eFuse.com. Yes, it pains me to even ask this, but I know it's for my own good.)

The thing that really bugs me about eFuse.com is:

(If you want to make me feel a bit better after reading the above answer, you can say something nice here. It's not required, of course. But just imagine me, sitting in the dark, reading all these nasty comments and sobbing quietly while chain-swallowing chocolate chip cookies and you'll probably want to cheer me up a little):

Just a couple more things. If you don't have anything to say here, feel free to forever hold your peace, or at least hold your peace as long as you want to hold it. As always, with eFuse.com there's no obligation, no salesperson will visit your home and throw dirt on your carpet. This is our solemn promise.

I've got this really great tip for web sites. It's:

I've got this really get tip for using NetObjects Fusion:

In return for giving you these really great tips, here's what I like in return as a lovely parting gift (within reason of course):

While I can't guarantee that I can grant your wish, if I do use your tip, I will send you something useful, or at least really really cute.

Your e-mail address:  (We will not sign you up for anything, or send you mail telling you how to lose weight by eating only pickles or anything like that.) 

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